One Flaw in Women

This was a nice fwd!!

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of workingovertime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so muchtime on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic; have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable; able to run on diet coke and leftovers; have a lap thatcan hold four children at one time; have a kiss that can cure anything from ascraped knee to a broken heart; and she will do everything with only twohands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands? No way!And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day.Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested . "I amso close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. Shealready heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made herso soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also madeher tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?" asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be ableto think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something and reaching out, touched thewoman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told youthat you were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," theLord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear f or?" the angel asked.The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing." And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardshipsand they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love, and joy. Theysmile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what theybelieve in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have.They go to the doctor with a frightened f riend. They love unconditionally.They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts breakwhen a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and akiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care aboutyou. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bringlove, joy and hope. They have compassion, faith and ideals. They give moralsupport to their family, friends and others. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.